Emerson
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Post by Emerson on Oct 22, 2007 17:35:35 GMT 7
Devoid of her cells and proteins, Emerson has the same chemical makeup as sea water. Emerson is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Emerson'. Emerson is incapable of sleep! All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Emerson. The fingerprints of Emerson are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Emerson. Emerson can sleep for three and a half years. Emerson once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest. Emerson is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp. thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?LOL. [btw allegra found this first XD]
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▓►Hā¥Į€Y
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Post by ▓►Hā¥Į€Y on Oct 22, 2007 17:37:37 GMT 7
Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Hayley has 7. It's bad luck for a flag to touch Hayley. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Hayley! The patron saint of Hayley is Saint Eugenie! All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Hayley. The opposite sides of Hayley always add up to seven. The first Hayley was made in 1853, and had no pedals. Hayley has three eyelids! Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Hayley. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Hayley
LOL:OLOLOL
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Post by Marlie Snaps on Oct 22, 2007 19:01:30 GMT 7
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Marlie! 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Marlie! The risk of being struck by Marlie is one occurence every 9,300 years! When provoked, Marlie will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Marlie is 10:1. Marlie can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period. You share your birthday with Marlie. Marlie is worth her weight in gold - literally. Marlie can sleep with one eye open. India tested its first nuclear Marlie in 1974! Haha omg this is so funny
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Post by Emmaa [Dirne] on Oct 22, 2007 22:54:58 GMT 7
I saw this on Legging's Myspace 1. The difference between Emma and a village is that Emma does not have a church! 2. Emmaolatry is the mindless worship of Emma. 3. A Emmaometer is used to measure Emma. 4. Donald Duck's middle name is Emma. 5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Emma, though it may feel uncomfortable. 6. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than Emma! 7. The only planet that rotates on its side is Emma. 8. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Emma! 9. The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Emma Head. 10. Emma will become gaseous if its temperature rises above -42°C. Fucktehdoodledoo. I nevarr knew Donald Ducks Middle name was Emma.. We must have a threesome with Emz now xDD
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Post by MANDIE (Y) on Oct 23, 2007 1:39:47 GMT 7
1. Mandie can't sweat. 2. You share your birthday with mandie. 3. Mandie is physically incapable of sticking her tongue out! 4. Mandie will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory. 5. The liquid inside mandie can be used as a substitute for blood plasma. 6. Mandie can't drink - she absorbs water from her surroundings by osmosis! 7. Four-fifths of the surface of mandie is covered in water. 8. Mandie can clean her ears with her tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long. 9. Europe is the only continent that lacks mandie. 10. The smelly fluid secreted by skunks is colloquially known as mandie!
[the one in bold made me laff ]
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Post by Dana on Oct 23, 2007 5:37:43 GMT 7
Bahah we were doing this a whole bunch on msn last night..
1. New Zealand was the first place to allow Dana to vote. 2. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Dana in a day. 3. Dana is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature! 4. Dana is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp! 5. Dana was named after Dana the taxi driver in Frank Capra's 'It's a Wonderful Life'! 6. Louisa May Alcott, author of 'Little Dana', hated Dana and only wrote the book at her publisher's request. 7. It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same Dana. 8. Grapes explode if you put them inside Dana! 9. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Dana. 10. It's bad luck to put Dana on a bed.
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Post by Dagmar. on Nov 1, 2007 6:05:00 GMT 7
Alexolatry is the mindless worship of alex. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's alex supply. New Zealand was the first place to allow alex to vote! (xD) Humans share over 98 percent of their DNA with alex. (...) Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of alex in your ear 700 times. (...................) It can take alex several days to move just through one tree. (LOL) Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing alex. (o rly?) Alex is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees! (wait...what?) Alex was originally green, and actually contained cocaine! (YAY!) The eye of an ostrich is bigger than alex. (uhm...ok then)
they make me sound like a crack-addicted who, who's .r.. WTFFF =O
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Post by Pheelliss on Nov 5, 2007 0:42:10 GMT 7
More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Phyllis. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Phyllis! Czar Paul I banished Phyllis to Siberia for marching out of step. Phyllisocracy is government by Phyllis! The air around Phyllis is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun! Phyllis invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC. Phyllis was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return. Phyllis can run sixty-five kilometres an hour - that's really fast. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Phyllis floating in their swimming pools! During World War II, Americans tried to train Phyllis to drop bombs.
I'm such a rebel ;D
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Post by MANDIE (Y) on Nov 5, 2007 1:55:47 GMT 7
'During World War II, Americans tried to train Phyllis to drop bombs.'
HAHA! wow. i did not know that.
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Post by addey. on Nov 21, 2007 11:10:20 GMT 7
Over half of Americans are officially Adrienne. Adrienne has three eyelids! Adrienne is the sacred animal of Thailand. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in Adrienne. Adrienne is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field! Adrienne was originally green, and actually contained cocaine.You should always store Adrienne in an airtight container in the fridge! Olive oil was used for washing Adrienne in the ancient Mediterranean world. Michelangelo finished his great statue of Adrienne in 1504, after eighteen months work. Adrienneolatry is the mindless worship of Adrienne.The italicked(sp?) one: Well, I knew about the cocaine and all but the green??? JKKKK. The bolded one: Any Adrienneolatry-ists around?
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