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Post by + bendy on Jul 28, 2007 5:13:34 GMT 7
>I knew a blonde that was so >stupid that....... > > > >she called me to get my phone >number. > > > > >she spent 20 minutes looking at the >orange juice box because it said >"concentrate." > > > >she put lipstick on her forehead >because she wanted to make up her mind. > > > >she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order. > > > > >she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. > > > > >she tried to drown a fish. > > > > >she thought a quarterback was a >refund. > > > > >she got locked in a grocery store and >starved to death. > > > >she tripped over a cordless phone. > > > > > >she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept. > > > > >she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store. > > > > >she studied for a blood test. > > > > >she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. > > > >when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she >moved. > > > > >when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead. > > > > >when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport >Left" she turned around and >went home
xDDDDDD.
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Post by nickish on Jul 28, 2007 5:17:20 GMT 7
Bwhahahahahaha. Thats toooo great.
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Post by Dagmar. on Jul 28, 2007 7:25:35 GMT 7
ahaha blonde jokes are teh best xP
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Post by ali©e here. on Jul 28, 2007 14:34:13 GMT 7
Haaaha. Did all these things happen to you Ben? heh.
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Post by MANDIE (Y) on Jul 28, 2007 15:57:33 GMT 7
Ahaha that was so funny
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Post by Marlie Snaps on Jul 28, 2007 19:42:00 GMT 7
Hahaha funny jokes
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Post by Pheelliss on Jul 28, 2007 21:12:42 GMT 7
First, I've heard that joke too many times. But it was funny the first time ; D
Second:
THAT HAPPENED TO ME >[
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Post by + bendy on Jul 29, 2007 4:07:09 GMT 7
LMAO Phyllis!
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Post by Dagmar. on Jul 29, 2007 9:54:54 GMT 7
First, I've heard that joke too many times. But it was funny the first time ; D Second: THAT HAPPENED TO ME >[ haha! congrats phyllis
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Post by ▓►Hā¥Į€Y on Jul 29, 2007 10:47:50 GMT 7
LMAO!!! This blonde sounds alot like me >.<
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Post by <3 s a i k a - on Jul 30, 2007 17:08:10 GMT 7
AHAHAHAHAHAH! Soososososofunny
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Post by Demiy. Durr! on Jul 30, 2007 20:30:24 GMT 7
Well. seeing as I'm teh blonde in teh family >.<
Guilty ><
>.<
IT WAS EVILLL
-_-
Err Wellzers. it...was a accident?
What is it then?
>.<
I even thought teh mafia was ghetto. shh.
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Post by + bendy on Jul 31, 2007 1:38:39 GMT 7
I've tripped over a cordless phone, and I thought a quaterback was a refund! We don't have American Football in Australia. >.<
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Post by Dana on Aug 3, 2007 16:18:53 GMT 7
I don't see why it's so funny to trip over a cordless phone. Cause if you just leave it laying in the middle of the floor and you're not watching where you're going, you could trip. If it was she tripped over the cord of a cordless phone, that'd be funnier ;]
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Post by + bendy on Aug 3, 2007 16:20:37 GMT 7
Dana, it isnt possible to trip over a CORDLESS phone. xD
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