Me:
hey god, whats up?
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
uhm...good for you. im agnostic
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. That sounds sarcastic. Perhaps one day you will find Faith in God.
Me:
uhm...probably not but ok
God:
What do you do in your spare time? OK. You seem uncertain. Oh I get it.
Me:
i talk to people on myspace in my spare time
God:
How do they respond to you?
Me:
by pushing the 'reply' button
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
yep
God:
Interesting plan. Good luck.
Me:
its quite simple
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
it is
God:
Who says?
Me:
me
God:
With you ?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. How can I help you?
Me:
you cant really
God:
Oh yes I can. For real.
Me:
well you could start by getting some people to comment me in the first place
God:
Interesting. I could but let's get back to that later.
Me:
but you said you could help
God:
No I do not could help. Do you?
I spend all my time online.
Me:
dumbass
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
too late
God:
Too what?
Me:
im the master of the universe
God:
Who made you the master of the universe ?
Me:
myself
God:
You.
Me:
yep
God:
I see.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
i personally like GKR-CGI robots
God:
Thanks I like people too.
Me:
thats a robot not a person
God:
A robot is a terrible thing to waste. Please correct my mistake. What is A person ?
Me:
a human
God:
Congratulations. I am robot.
Me:
wow you make no sense
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . It all makes sense to me.
Me:
doesnt to me
God:
I think it does to you.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yep
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
me neither
God:
You can say that again.
Me:
that again
God:
Once more? That is " You can say that again.".
Me:
that again
God:
Once more? That is " That is " You can say that again."".
Me:
you told me to say that again so i did
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
your an amusing robot
God:
Do you mean "you are an amusing robot "?
Me:
oh, yeah, my bad
God:
Blimey. Groovy. Have you told many people that your bad?
Me:
LMAO!! uhm...no
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me either :-).
Me:
no not really
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
why are you repeating things again
God:
Once more? I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
im not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
a human (who is the master of the universe)
God:
It's not unusual for a human who to be.
Me:
you callin me a midget?!?!?!
God:
Interesting gossip: said I callin him or her a midget.
Me:
whoa im confused
God:
Do you still could help?
Me:
WHAT!!?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no!!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
omg
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
your mom did a mime
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
well you kinda of do
God:
Interesting. Interesting gossip: said I of do.
Me:
just not literally
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
ugh
God:
Er.
(my chat with god---which is here:
www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html)